Datasheet
Virtual statistics for Francis Chin
Physical
| sex | Male |
|---|---|
| height | 26 centimetres (lying down) |
| weight | 561 kilograms (before curry / beer) |
| shoe size | it depends on who you ask |
| hair | Thick, black and unmanageable |
| eyes | Defective |
| ears | Two |
| nose | One |
| chin | Yes |
| arms | 2 |
| legs | 2 |
| hands | Manual |
| feet | 60.96 centimetres |
| belly | Jelly |
| orientation | South |
Performance
Information available upon request
Reliability
| mean time before failure | 2,000 seconds (Duty 5%) |
|---|---|
| user error rate | 10 bits/sec |
Environmental
| birthplace | A hospital | |
|---|---|---|
| birthdate | Sometime in 1978 | |
| places i've lived | St Albans, UK Seattle, USA Newbury, UK Bristol, UK | |
| family | 1 father 1 mother (Karate black belt Nidan) 1 sister (Karate black belt Shodan) | |
| friends | i4.17, including the imaginary ones | |
| ambient temperature | operating | 5 - 35 °C |
| storage | 0 - 40 °C | |
| relative humidity | operating | 10 - 98 % |
| storage | 25 - 50 % | |
| acoustic noise | vocal | 88.5dB max |